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Pregunta: ¿Alguien quiere ser monero por un día?

Ándenles, es bien chido. Nomás toman el periódico al mediodía leen las noticias, se enojan de lo que haya dicho Fox, se saltan la sección de Sociales, ven la cartelera del cine, se regresan a las noticias, observan la primera inconsistencia, reflexionan, se rascan la cabeza, se hacen los chistosos y monean.
Luego vuelven a la cartelera checan los horarios y se lanzan al cine.
¿No es maravilloso?

Nota: Para lograr un mejor efecto deben comer 2 veces al día, no desayunar y tomar muchos líquidos.

¿Quihubo?, yo en cambio, tomo sus vidas por un día me fajo, uso cinturón y me duermo temprano.

p.d. ¿A poco no quedó bien chidote mi encabezado del blog?, Aunque nadie haya dicho nada, les diré que me desvelé descifrando el h.t.m.l. y me dormí soñando signos de mayor y menor, corchetes, paréntesis, signos de pesos, diagonales y numeritos... uuuy, bien chido. Me quedé picado, luego le pongo opciones para hackear la página de Vamos México, un radar anti-antipejes, un reloj cu-cú, un link al blog de Paris Hilton, unos dados de peluche y un zapatito de bronce...
Cuando quieran les doy unas clases.

Por cierto la mosca que aparece es toda una actriz, posó a la cámara disciplinadamente. Aunque creo que influyó el que antes se haya posado en mi vaso con té verde con miel, ginseng, yincobilova (o como se escriba) y gotitas de argentum nitric.
Por cierto este post está dedicado a ésta valerosa mosca que murió en cumplimiento de su deber, bien dicen que la vida de las modelos no es fácil.

19 comentarios:

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Si ya no quieres batallar, te podemos comprar un diploma que diga ingeniero o algo asi...

Digo, la practica ya la tienes...

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Charra Frijolera dijo...

la mosca quedo chidisima es como una mosca con interpretacion aca tipo Luis Buñuel. El obscuro objeto del periodicazo.
Necesito clases para mi blog!

Ministry of Silly Walks dijo...

Pues yo sigo diciendo lo mismo, en cuestiones de tamaño, todo es relativo.

Guendi dijo...

Osease que ser monero es masomenos como Carrie Bradshaw, pero monos en lugar de notitas sexosas? Que glamoroso :)

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