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recados a la jungla

Que le avisen a la tribu defeña -que básicamente es la señora de los jugos, el joven de las tortas, el mai del puesto de revistas y la bonita gente de Ciudad Neza- que todo camina bajo aparente calma.

Que acá en el norte todo está casi igual a como lo dejé: calor de los mil demonios y las calles oliendo a plomo.

Que he aprovechado la estancia en la tierra que me vio nacer para poner en orden algunos asuntos de importancia sumamente relevante como por ejemplo: empacharme de hamburguesas al carbón y tortillas de harina, ver a mis amigos de la fiera infancia y sortear las escalofriantes preguntas de sus retoñitos, broncearme; pero el problema es que el sol de Chihuahua no broncea, nomás chamusca y ataranta, recoger unos libros fundamentales que me sirven para momentos en que no sé qué hacer y me preguntó: "¿Qué haría Cioran en una situación como ésta?", tomar un curso intensivo de cocina árabe que espero me ahorre tiempo y dinero (¡podré ser la competencia de soybeto, amiguiz y el chef Oropeza!), visitar a mi Doctor Jaus de cabecera para que me elimine el medicamento (me lo duplicó, snif) y quemar unos documentos extremadamente comprometedores que, bueno, olviden eso.

Que le avisen a Sirako que la película que me prestó fue un rotundo éxito. Los niños y niñas de mi colonia me la querían rentar pero tuve que aclararles que no es una película de Sirako, sino una película que me prestó Sirako. Esto fue suficiente para que no insistieran.

Que supe de 2 fiestas que me perdí allá, lo lamento, y exijo que hagan otras para poder ir. (Osea, fiestas a las que fui invitado, si van a hacer fiestas y no me van a invitar pos ni me avisen)

Que le avisen a Chidoguán que ya tengo su pedido: cinturón de piel de víbora, hebilla con su nombre repujado, botas de avestruz barnizadas y overol menonita.

Que estoy planeando la estrategia para poder llevar el cargamento de sotol que me pidieron, pero que no prometo milagros.

Que si en el D.F. están que no saben qué hacer con los candidatos que tienen, acá en Chihuahua ya los superamos y los candidatos de aquí son más inefables e impresentables. (Bueno, tal vez no. Eso de postular a la Loaeza es in-su-pe-ra-ble)

Osea que ya hice el 90% de mi misión chihuahuense y muy pronto regreso para seguir chillando de nostalgia por todo de lo que me he quejado.

84 comentarios:

Signo de la Espada dijo...

Ay, Master K, yo quisiera volver a ir a su pueblo.

Me quedé con ganas de ir a varios lugares, de comprar juguetes estilo Tonka hechos por los menones, de comer más pizza menona y de ver Chihuahuenses hermosas como las que me contaba mi hermano, no dudo que las haya, pero es que no me tocó la suerte de verlas (en gran parte porque me la pasaba encerrado) además tuve la desgracia de ver en las noticias locales a la lidereza de los vendedores ambulantes encuerándose frente al presi municipal y los síndicos.... si no me saqué los ojos es porque Dios es muy grande.

Además cuando fui a Shihuahua, usté andaba en el chilango y yo quería conocerlo, caraxo!!

En fin mi estimado Master K. Esperaremos a que nos cuente más de sus aventuras en el chilango. Saludos

Alletta dijo...

Recado recibido, vuelva pronto :P

Saludos

Kózmica dijo...

Me acuerdo que de niña en Shihuahua siempre traía la nariz quemada por el sol, pero muy rara, reseca y se podían marcar marcar cuadritos con un cerillo. Así es, podía dibujarme cosas en la punta de la nariz, y aunque no soy morena, se me veía al color de los tarahumaras, la pura nariz.

Me sigues dando envidia, espero en diciembre darme una vueltita por Shihuahua. Mientras sigue contándonos historias, lugares que veas, me da harta nostalgia.

Kyuuketsuki dijo...

Será usté muy bienvenido en su vuelta al defe. Que bueno que aproveche las visitas a su tierra para ver a las amistades, siempre es lo que vale la pena.

El Belo dijo...

Pues apúrele que ya lo extrañamos acá en el d.f.ectuoso.
Saludos.

psirako dijo...

que dice la banderota que si te trais un quesito junto con el sotolito.

webita dijo...

ya te vas otra vez y la reunion bloggera nomas no se arma... que? por qué? o que?

Ingeniero McNinja dijo...

amen.

Zed dijo...

Master, a mi me podría financiar un cinturón de lagarto con incrustaciones de diamantes?? Seguro algún ejecutado traía uno así ^_^

José Eduardo dijo...

No se te olviden las cajas de contrabando de tortillas de harina y muchos kilos de queso Chihuahua para el siguiente fiestón en tu casa

Morinakemi dijo...

Que estoy planeando la estrategia para poder llevar el cargamento de sotol que me pidieron, pero que no prometo milagros.

Arrrggghh!!!

Pablo Cabañas dijo...

Espero que algún día vaya más allá del DF...

EL ULTIMO ELEFANTE dijo...

Te esperamos Maestro, lo de la Loaeza sería superable si no hubiera muerto Corin Tellado.

Claud dijo...

muchas tortillas de harina y ejecuciones, pero las camisetas para cuando??????????????? Qe chido qe estes en tu ransho.

ru dijo...

Te iba a comentar, pero me sale muy caro en larga distancia.

tazy dijo...

y esto me va a pasar a mí?

Remo dijo...

Ja,ja,ja... este... de qué me río... no lo sé, pero me pareció gracioso.

Saludos risueños.

El Zórpilo.

Romina Power dijo...

Yo les aviso si los veo... no mejor no.

Asgard dijo...

ajajaja pero siempre es mejor regresar, a casa no ?

//Raisa\\ dijo...

(:

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