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Tenía que descansar. Así que tomé mis pertenencias de viaje y emprendí la huída. Ligero de equipaje abordé un avión que me llevara a cualquier ciudad que tuviera variedad de bares-karaokes y espectáculos de mujeres en lucha de lodo.
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Ella es:
Lo sé; es pésima. La peor entre las musas, pero es una musa. Además entre sus encantos está el que cuando se ríe, recrea la escena de Sharon Stone de "Bajos instintos", fascinando a cualquiera. Me acompañó durante todo el viaje, contándome chistes de gallegos, de Pepito y de Calderón. Sobadísimos todos, pero a cada carcajada era la misma vista abismal.

No he sido el único, sé de otras "víctimas" de la Aeromusa. Casos que en su momento daré a conocer. (Todos muy lamentables, por cierto).
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El resultado del post: "completa el cartón", se pospondrá, pues los representantes de Chidoguán y Enrico impugnaron la elección y ya hicieron una manifestación en la estación "Chabacano", en donde dicen, me han visto deambular. Seguiremos informando...

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gatiro dijo...

SOY EL PRIMERO JAJAJAJA, A QUE LES SABE ESO ¿Me gane algo?

webita dijo...

buen dia monero! por mucho que intento no puedo imaginarme como seria una version masculina, un aeromuso... :|

Eratóstenes Horamarcada dijo...

Webita:
los aeromusos son más cochinotes; se les sale un "pum" cuando se acuerdan de los chistes de don Cacahuatito.
(Un "pum"... qué fresa soy.)

Sivoli dijo...

impugnaron la elección?


Lo sabía. ¿cuánto te dieron?

Sin blog dijo...

No es por intrigar pero se me hace que las "bubis" de la aeromusa no son de ella (bueno si son pq las pagó pero no las traía puestas el modelo original) pq las tiene muy arriba, casi casi son amígdalas...jajaja

Me ví tan fresa como erathora con lo de "bubis", ni hablar...ashhh

Saludos!!

rfr dijo...

..y esa aeromusa no volará más bajo?

Ministry of Silly Walks dijo...

No, a los aeromusos se les sale un "Poing"

Donde andas???

El Zórpilo dijo...

Ahhh, pues yo me quedé pensando en la musa...raña, ja,ja,ja.

¡A ver, a ver!

¿Eran elecciones o mención honorífica lo de completa el cartón?, ya me perdí.

Esteee, y para estar a la moda en las noticias nacionales, si hubo quien impugnó, yo pretendo desestabilizar y confundir los "blogs" enviando mucho "spam" como muestra de mis ganas para llamar la atención.

(Nada de lo anteriormente escrito es cierto)

Mujeres en luchas de lodo, no seas malo, graba uno que otro video en tu celular y lo compartes aquí en tu página.

¿Te fuiste a Las Vegas?, deberías hacer un concurso a ver quien le atina a tu destino "turístico" aunque creo que la estación Chabacano está en el DF, ¿Cierto?.

Saludos aéreos.

El Zórpilo.

El Perro dijo...

Desde que anunciaron lo de Calderón todos se creen más "fresas"...

Anónimo dijo...

Jajajajajaja me encanta ver como te dibujas tù mismo kabeza.... te ves muy tierno ....smuack.....nena

Antonio dijo...

Saludos.

Suena divertida

Por favor dime en qué airolinia viajaste para reservar ahí (soy renaco)

Apoyo la impugnación. Ganó el Dr. Simi. No descansaré hasta que sea colocado en los Pinos

(Alguien podría por favor avisarle al Dr. Simi que ya ganó, porque parece que ya se desanimó y anda reconociendo el triunfo de Calderón, paeso me gustaba)

Un Abrazo

c dijo...

que aeromusa tan tetona!!! AY, POR MNEMOSYNE!!!!!


...bueno, ya

Enrico dijo...

Chidoguan: Ya los demás se cayeron, hay que hablarle a aquel para venderle...
Enrico: Yo creo que sí, para no quedar mal...
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Enrico: Sí, especialmente los de allá arriba...
(CLICK)
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Enrico: Eh.. no... es que destapé una lata de Sprite...
Chidoguan: Pero esa hace "psst" y se oyo "click".
Enrico: este... ¿Ya probaste la nueva Pecsi?
Chidoguan: -------
Enrico: ¿bueno?

Kabeza dijo...

Gatiro: Te vas a ganar unas pastillas para dormir... es bien temprano!

Webita: Esos no existen.

Erathora: Te iba a decir que te viste muy "panista", pero tratándose de tí, está bien, te viste bien "fresa".

Sivoli: ¡Cof, cof, cof!... next!

Sin blog: No, lo que pasa es que con sus brazos al estar sosteniendo la bandeja, se alzó las chichis, digo, bubis. Saludos.

Rfr: Sí, de repente le da el bajón.

Ministry: Jajaja, no, eso les pasa a los moneros, bueno, a veces. Y aquí estoy.

Zórpilo: Mi celular no graba videos, nomas tiene ringtones bien jocosos. Y sí, mi alma mater, osea, el metro Chabacano, esta en el D.F. Saludos con imecas.

Perro: Gran verdad. saludos.

Usuario anónimo: ¿Me dijiste "nena" o así te llamas?, (quimeras, absténganse)... Y me dibujo tierno porque en realidad estoy bien podrido. (Chiste patrocinado por la aeromusa)

Antonio: La aerolínea es "Aerotalibán", y su slogan es, "Impactamos los horarios". Ah, y no despiertes al Dr. Simi.

C: Ay!, por memelovsky!... este, bueno, ya.

Enrico: ¡Lo sabía!, ¡Chidoguán es en realidad Elba Esther Gordillo!, ¡Represión!!!

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Me firmé Nena...... ya sé en tu vida sólo existe Lupita aunque no te pele.....

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